delusions of grandeur

i realise that within this mass of flesh called a brain, there are many things (duh).
a lot of them i also realise, are consigned to imagination. and these include many many many dreams that i have, most unrealistic, delusions of grandeur.

here's a few:

-to make a stunning save from a 30 yard volley that decides the match, then to save a penalty in a shootout (ala jerzy dudek)

-to outrun defenders and score from an impossibly tight angle (ala walcott, minus ths scoring part)

-to score a first time volley from 30 yards myself (ala scholes)

(notice how they all involve soccer?)

-to manage a football club. you can guess which club

-to make national hockey team

and the list goes on and on

yawn