of coffee and shakespeare

12:34 pm, 23rd april, 2007

aizat drank his first can of coffee

history has been made

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on another note, an example of genius at work:

	A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud,
	shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy,
15	worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave;
	a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
	one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in
	way of good service; and art nothing but the composition of
	a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a
20	mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining
	if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition

in modern english this can be translated as:

You're a lowlife, a rascal who eats leftover scraps. You're an ignoble, arrogant, shallow, vulgar, pretentious, conceited, filthy third-rate servant who thinks he's something special. You're a cowardly lawyer-loving bastard; a vain, brown-nosing, prissy scoundrel who'd pimp himself out to advance his career; a bag lady. You're nothing but a lowlife, a beggar, a coward, and a pimp, the son and heir of a mutt bitch. I'll beat you until you whine and cry if you deny the least bit of this.

sheer brilliance. all you disbelievers bow to shakespeare