of coffee and shakespeare
12:34 pm, 23rd april, 2007
aizat drank his first can of coffee
history has been made
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on another note, an example of genius at work:
in modern english this can be translated as:
You're a lowlife, a rascal who eats leftover scraps. You're an ignoble, arrogant, shallow, vulgar, pretentious, conceited, filthy third-rate servant who thinks he's something special. You're a cowardly lawyer-loving bastard; a vain, brown-nosing, prissy scoundrel who'd pimp himself out to advance his career; a bag lady. You're nothing but a lowlife, a beggar, a coward, and a pimp, the son and heir of a mutt bitch. I'll beat you until you whine and cry if you deny the least bit of this.
sheer brilliance. all you disbelievers bow to shakespeare
aizat drank his first can of coffee
history has been made
____________________________________________
on another note, an example of genius at work:
A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, | |
shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, | |
15 | worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave; |
a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; | |
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in | |
way of good service; and art nothing but the composition of | |
a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a | |
20 | mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining |
if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition |
in modern english this can be translated as:
You're a lowlife, a rascal who eats leftover scraps. You're an ignoble, arrogant, shallow, vulgar, pretentious, conceited, filthy third-rate servant who thinks he's something special. You're a cowardly lawyer-loving bastard; a vain, brown-nosing, prissy scoundrel who'd pimp himself out to advance his career; a bag lady. You're nothing but a lowlife, a beggar, a coward, and a pimp, the son and heir of a mutt bitch. I'll beat you until you whine and cry if you deny the least bit of this.
sheer brilliance. all you disbelievers bow to shakespeare