chuck norris therapy

and i just rediscovered this place: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

to pick a few good ones

• Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
• If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
• It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

and these are only the first two pages